Here you are! Sorry they’re a bit late, and I hope they meet your expectations~
i give up on facial hair
Thank you these truly help people an wen i am dealing with my depression especially on a bad day things like these help me through the day :)
I am extremely glad I can help in any way possible, even if it’s just a little bit. I know how much depression and even just feeling down suck, and sometimes there are things you just need to hear to get you through the day. So I try my hardest to make people happy and it’s a huge accomplishment when I do so and it makes ME truly happy.
So, I should be thanking you for saying something so kind and showing me that I’m doing something right. So thank you. I really mean that, from the bottom of my heart
That got really sappy really fast
Anyway, I hope you have a wonderful day/night, depending on where you are, because you deserve it. You deserve lots of love from others and yourself (and I really want to add a heart but I’m on mobile, so I’ll just say I love you and keep your head up high, my friend)
when the bae says shes off her period
I want someone who’s never watched Steven Universe to tell me what they think is happening here
Purple star girl swirls and runs directly into her girlfriend, who is off her period. Her girlfriend is prepared for the snu-snu, but they accidentally amoebas.
Tag your horror please
i scrolled past this and then i went back up and played it and the sound was off for whatever reason but i listened to it and i’m really glad i did
this shouldn’t entertain me as much as it does
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
assassin’s creed 3 is an incredible game
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
so i’m ready to go back to school
woah hang on what
are you really sure you’re only going to need one pen?
i am giggling uncontrollably (in public) at my strong fucking desire to call someone a “Napoopan Totallatot”
A BIB A TOOT
PLEASE PASS THIS ON!
I want to make sure every one knows about this and what it can do to your pets
this is what has happened to my sisters cat after she wore a hartz flea and tick collar and now has a burn like wound on her neck. please pass this on and do not buy hartz’s products! they use poison in their products pets have died because of this!!
Yes this is my cat she is doing fine at the moment but I’m so sorry for the people who’s pets are not so lucky
oh my god
PLEASE REBLOG THIS PEOPLE
Hartz is the worse EVER! my aunt used it and it ended up killing two of her cats. only one survived but she had the worse skin condition. NEVER USE HARTZ
BETTER REBLOG THISS!!!
Guys this is an actual issue. We had Hartz collars for my dog and he kept having seizures. one seizure he had on the stairs and fell backwards down the stairs, and he also stop breathing from these seizures. When I found out about Hartz causing this I took it off my dog and he hasn’t had a seizure since. And he used to have one at least every few months. DON’T USE HARTZ.
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